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(PanAs!!!!!) Aksi MenGairHkan Di Luar Bilik Tidur..


Asalamualaikom..
YaA-HaAaaAAA!!!!!
ok enty kali ni mmg agak MENGAIRAHKAN ok...
so Kepada pembaca2 n Peminat setia blog aq (cehh ada ka??)
kuatkan iman anda semasa menbaca entry ini ok......
jom TerjaH!!!!!
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pastikan anda kuat iman semasa melihat gambar2 ini..






wow aksi panas semasa bermanja di padang bola.. panas!!!!

mengamil kesempatan semasa mengadili wrestling


oppssss!!! telebih suda...

anda komen sendiri....
ok....
enrtuy ni sekadar hiburan sahaja.......
have a nice day everyone!!!

u got talent (part 2)

Asalamualaikum para konco2 aka folower2 aq..
YAA-HHaaAAA!!!
ok bercerita mengenai bakat....
bakat apa yg korang ada?? mo kongsi2 ngn aq?? komen jak post ni..
hehehe
setiap insan ada kelebihan or bakar semula jadi yg di anugerahkan....
cuma sedar atau x sedar saja kita memiliki bakat tersebut.....
ok jom terjah bakat2 seantero dunia ni....

bakat melawak...
bakat ni mmg susah nk di gambarkan dengan kata2..
kadang2 susah dikesan.. nak kesan bakat lawak anda??? join la raja lawak...
even cimpanzi pon ada bakat nk tunjuk perlakuan lawak dya..
bakat menyanyi....
she bang..she bang.. oohh yeaah... ingat muka mcm ni x leh popular ke??
jgn nk merapu la...
ada bakat yg terpendam ni..... hahahaha

bakat melukis
mmg bakt2 pelukis sangat bernilai..
pelukis boleh meng-Expressikan diri mereka dengan lukisan sahaja....
contoh lukisan ni...

ekspresikan diri mu..
jangan jadi mcm ni pulak...
hah ni mmg x skolah punya orang...
bakat bercakap..
tgok mamat ni.. soara emas 2...



bakat mengukir...
amaran. jika anda 18thun kebawah...
jangan tgok gamba terakhir ini.....
quite SHOCKING!!!
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hah amek kau.. betut2 x de kerja lain dye ni..
berbakat sungguh.....!!!


YA-HaaAA!!!
byak lagi bakat2 yg nak diceritakan..
tapi aq penat la pulak..
hahahaha so kalo korang ada nk kongsi bakat2 terpendam korang..
jangan malu-jangan segan... komen je entr aq ni...
ok arios......
suka atau tidaaakkk....... suka ati aq la nk post apa2 pon.....
YAAA-HaaAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

ala apa dengan Chinese New Year??

你好
张贴在中国快递...


YA-HAa!!
asalamualaikum blogers2 mania semua???
sehat??? gubira?? heppy???
ok firstly wa nak ucap seramat tahun baru cina tuk sremua 
rakyat jrlata yg menyambutnya..(mc PM la pulak) hahahah
wa ini hari aaa tgok manyak warna2 merah.... wa baru sedar rupa2nya
tahun baru sulah hari ooo...... mayak heppy ooo. waaaaaaaa


ala apa dengan chinese new year??? haiyaaaaaa... lu olang tala tau ka???
lu olang tala pernah selebrate ka??? mayak rugi owhhh... 
so ini hari wa nak sharing2 cerita sama u orang pasal CNY...


lu olang pernah tgok naga menali ka???
haiya... bukan talian tiang ooo.... e2 meyonce (beyonce) pandai la...
ini naga menali ooo.. tala percaya ka???
tapi ah... i pelik juga owh... e2 naga tala telkam olang2 kat bwah dya...
knpa??? sbb e2 naga tala otak owh.. e2 pasal dya keja2 bola kat deapn 2...
ingat otak dya... hahaha






ok..
ala apa lagi aahh??? oooo sula ala naga.... musti ala singa punya tarian...
ini singa ah bukan sembarangan munya specis ooh..
specis jinak.... i nak tanya a sma lu olang... singa mkan apa???
mesti u all jawan daging kan??? sbb singa ni karnivol kan?? e2 spcis lain...
ini singa aa jenis herbivor... makan limau saja.... myak jinak....






ok sula penat tgok itu naga sama singa nali2..
mesti semua sula lapa kan???
so wa  cer pasal makanan pula la...
olang cina mmg myak maknan tralisi.. smua sedap2 maaaa...
smpi menjilat kuku...
                                                              bulan punya kuih..




ok sula lapat makan... sula tengok talian..
so ala apa lagi dengan CNY???
ala satu benda lagi palig best tyme CNY
ini benda ah mmg syok sangat maaa..
nikmat dunia ooo... hahaha
lu olang mau tau ka???
CNY tiba kita lapat cuti oo... kalo lapat cuti mesti boleh.....
TIDO...
hahahah myak sedap ooo......


                                            even golila pon tdo tyme CNY ni.. hahahah


ok la wa sula penat cerita.. wa mo p makan n tilo..
hahah
to all my chinese friends
heppy chinese new year 2 you all.
may the rabit year we will run fast as rabit to glory....
arios.... YAA-HHaaaAA!!!!

girls stuff vs mens stuff (part 2)

Asalamualaikum......
YAa-HHAAa!!!
apa kabar urang kampung???? sehat...
cuca tpt anda ok ka juga???? arap2 ok la...
ok straigt to the point...
da post part 1 kan mesti la ada part 2 nya... betol????
ok part 2 pulak nak cerita sal mens stuff pulok....
chek thiz out.. yaaa-haa....

1. PSP
lelaki terkenal dengan sifat gamers nya...
salah satu gadjet tuk gamers2 ni....
aq pon ada sebijik.. hahaha puas ati dowh dapat benda ni..
boleh main di mana2 je.... easy... njoyable and adorable hahah

2. MOTORSIKAL
ya.... kepada mat2 rempit... jangan merempit secara berbahaya...
g treck la kalo berbakat.. ada betol??? ahhaha
biasa la... laki2 ni bab2 motor mmg gilak eh.....
sangup berhabisan nak powerkan n touchup motor2 drg 2... (jgn eksiden sudah)
nak jadi pengganti the doctor la tue.
hehehe

3. FOOTBALL!!!!
YAA-HHAaa!!! konfom la 2.... bola sepak kegilaan kami..
hehehe
penyakit demam bola ni sememangnya berkait rapat dengan lelaki....
tyme piala dunia sggup bangon awal2 pagi nak tengok lintas langsung 2...
hahahaha
                p/s: kalo malaysia layak g world cup 2018 @ 2022 a sggup g russia Q qatar dowh...

4. SNEAKERS
ya sy akui.. aq pon byak sneakers... nike, adidas, puma, byak lagi r...
design lawa2 so mcm semua nak beli.. (duit je tak dak)
hahahaha

5. NORA DANISH @ FASHA SANDA




awww...
tegoda i..
ahahhaha njoy ur self..
nak part 3????
tgu aq x bz la k.
hahahahha

LApo ke..?? jom baca ni...

halloooo.....
YAAA-HHaaaAA!!!
slamat petang folower2 ku.... ceehhhhh....
mcm mana cuaca d tempat kamuorang?? panas, sejuk, hujan???
ya faktor cuaca menyebabkan kita boleh terasa lapar betoll????
hahaha
LAPAR??? pegh td aq masak megggi gorang kaw punye... sdap...
tapi!!!! bukan pasal makanan yg aq masak 2 nak d ceritakan...
aq nak bagi korang rasa mual2 siket bleh???
hhahahah
nak certa sal most disgusting food in the world....
yeahhhh chek this out yooo.....
YA-HAAA!!!1


1. Balut – Duck Fetus
telor itik yg da jadi fetus... yuck!!!!


                            ni org filipine suke makan tau.. nyum2


2. otak monyet??
mcm certa zombie kmpg pisang la pulak...


                               ni korang jumpe kalo melawat china


3.wine baby mice..
ingatkan wine ade dari anggur or buah2han lain je..
mice pon ada???? cute nya. hahahah


            minuman tradisi org korea n chinese... (tradisi la sangat..)


4. tarantula..
biasanaya di jumpai d selatan kemboja..


                         aq ingat drg tepengaruh ngn cite sipderman la..


5. maggot cheese..
maggot??? yukkss!!!!




AND LASTLY...


6. terkenal dengan aromanya....
raja segala buah.
                             DURAIN hahahaha (jangan marah)


YA-HaaAA!
harap korang x hilang selera makan pulak lepas ni.
jgn salahkan author sufpyanz@blogspot pulak...
hahaha
have a nice day folks..





girls stuff vs mens stuff (part 1)

fuhh....
arini aq mang agak penat sesangat dowh....
kelas mule seawal subuh (pdahal kol 8 je hahahah).. membawak ke pukul 10...
petang pulak kol2 membawak ke pukol 6...
sighhhh..... penat dowh..... tapi nak d bwat cerita..
tyme aq elok2 rest kat kafeteria td... ada la lalu sorang Mak Datin ni... (student je pon)....
peegghhh wa ckp luuu.... meleleh derrr.... hahahaha
then menyala la mentol (dpt idea la) nk wat entry ap seterusnya....

GIRLS STuFF VS MENS STUFf....

hahaha.... part 1 ni certa sal brg2 gurls dulu la. al maklum la gentlemen..... (ladies first la konon)
soo..... ap korang rase brg gurls yang mmg ade je 24 jam kat body dorang....

1st.... (HAND BAGS)
brg ni konfom ade la pada setiap pompuan pujaan ati mamat2 kat malaya ni...
mcm2 corak ade.. kulit buaya ad, kulit berok ade(ade KE) hahaha,
wana pink, hitam, cokelat mcm 2 la.....
yups thats girls la. besa la.. kalo x begaye mate mamat mane nk pandang hihihi

2nd.. HANDPHONE 
YAAAA-HHAAA!!!
semestinya gurls and handphoney..
sehari x dapat on9 gune hp ke, x gayut ngn pk we ke, x dpt gosip2 g2.....
tak sah derrr....... besala smua pon same x kesah jantn ke btino right??


3rd... MAKE UP
yyaaaa..... 1 lagi parangan terhot di kalangan pompuan....
make up @ alat solek....
bermacam2 jenama ad, bermacam2 color ad.....
mate mak datin aq tgok 2 kaleh biru.....
sea ocean 2.. hahahahah

4th... JEWELLERY  
ni konfom la... pompuan akan npak lebih anggun dengan brg kemas yg menawan...
BLING-BLING la katekan..
mate sape x tertawan (mate perampok la paling tertawan) hahahaha
jgn pakai lebeh2 sudah la.. ni ade nak gelang emas smpi ke siku....
kalo ade kat kaki... mgkin smpi ke lutut la dye nak sapu....
hahaha

5th....BLOUSE and Accessories ...
memang x dinafikan..... gurl ni kalo boleh.. 5 almari pakaian pon
x cukup nak tampung baju-baju drg.. hahahah
kalo boleh.. dalam sebulan 30 hari 2, kesemua hari nak baju berlainan....
hahahahah tp baju je x lengakap kalo x ad accessories nye....
hehehe antaranya, belt (kaler pon kena lain2 tau), keronsang, topi, sun glass besau...
hahahah pendek kate semua ade la... LENGKAP!!!!!






hehehe...
byak lagi brg2 gurls ni.. even kalo pg mane2 mall pon..
kebanyakan kedai jual brg gurls je kan.....
sooo
tamat la part 1 ni... nt ad tenaga n kudrat... part 2 akan menyusul.......
so wait.......

PELik Nye Tempat NI..


hahahaaha....
x sagke ade gak rupenye
hahaha
pelik sgt name tpt ni la.. hahaha



1. Fucking, Austria – The number one puzzling town name is in western Upper Austria. Fucking has been around since 1070, named apparently after a legendary 6th century character “Focko”. Translated, the name of the town simply signifies “(place of) Focko’s people.”


2. Pussy, France – The small French village of Pussy is located in the community of La Léchère. The village’s name comes from the Gallo-Roman name Pusiacum - pusus actually means little boy. It lies on the river Isère offering magnificent views of the Mont Bellachat.

3. Shag Point, USA – This is a point on the north coast of South Georgia, between Camp Bay and Sunset Fjord in the Bay of Isles. The name was chosen by the wacky British, with first use on a 1931 chart.

4. Placentia, Canada – Located on the Avalon Peninsula of Newfoundland and Labrador, the town of Placentia is home to several communities that amount to around 3,900 inhabitants. Sadly, the population is in rapid decline. In fact, only one other town in Canada shrinks at a faster rate that Placentia. Famous Placentians include commentator/journalist Rex Murphy and wrestler Alastair Ralphs.

5. Owanka, USA – Even though the city is not tracked by the American Census bureau, Owanka has been assigned a zip code (oh, the irony). Owanka is an unincorporated community in the Pennington County of South Dakota.

6. Dix Hills, USA – Located in Suffolk County, New York, Dix Hills is often described as one of the nicest communities on Long Island. Most of its allure is derived from the fact that it was home to American jazz musician John Coltrane during the last years of his life. Here, Coltrane wrote several pieces, including one of his greatest: “A Life Supreme”

7. Condom, France – Also known as Condom-en-Armagnac, Condom is located on the Via Podiensis and home to two castles that date back to the 13th century – the Château de Mothes and the Château de Pouypardin. Other than the castles and odd name, the town is known for the production of Armagnac brandy.

8. Climax Springs, USA – Although the name sounds appealing, it only refers to a small village of around 80 people in Camden County, Missouri. Don’t start packing yet because the city doesn’t actually have springs per se. Small and devoid of attractions, you may want to ignore the allure of the place name - as seductive as it is, and visit nearby St. Louis instead.

9. Phuket Province, Thailand  – Located in the Andaman Sea, Phuket is a southern province of Thailand and also the country’s biggest island. The name is derived from the word bukit,which means mountain or hill. Tourists flock to the myriad beaches - save for in tsunami season - while nightlife enthusiasts and shoppers crowd Patong.

10. Peck, USA  – Located in Sanilac County, Michigan, Peck is a small village of around 600 people, arguably referred to as peckers. Peck is rather small, having a total surface of 1.0 square miles (2.6 km²). As with other towns or villages included in the list, not many facts are known, apart from the number of inhabitants.

Jom Blaja LoghaT TAWAU

nak share loghat2 d tawau untuk anda.. hehehe
byak member2 aq nak tau.. nah tgok kamu la niii

my TAWAU..


                                         "ANGOTA YAROH<kawan2 ku> mana c Pirman?"
"Ndak<tidak> tau la jugak! Mungkin di bawah kolong<bawah rumah> kali 
"Uina! Kenapa pancut tayar SPEDA<basikal> neyh? Siapa punya kerja?"


"AYOK<jom>  kita membunuh TOKKEK<cicak>?"
"Eh, TOKKEK haram ka?"
"Mana ada! Jangan ko dengar cakap si OTOK<panggilan untuk budak lelaki-BAJAU> tuh! MEMBUYUK<menipu> JAK<saja> kerjanya tuh!"
"Ko memang penompel<penipu> bah!"

" AYOK<jom!> kita tangkap KAPITING<ketam>?"

"Ambik sikit jak ya.. Jangan ko GATAS<rakus>! smua 2 biskut. Nanti ndak habis, ko buang jak tuh!"
"Banyaknya?? mau la kau aq tempeleng<tampar/lempang> ni"
"JEJAL<nakal tahap gaban> betul bah anak neyh!"
"Ko mau BUSUNG<ketulahan> ka? Ndak pandai mau mendengar cakap mamak!"
"LANJIKnya<gatalnya> jugak ini anak....!"
"Diam lah ko GETEK<gedik>!"

" mau beJAB<begaduh> ka???
"KILIK-KILIK<gila-gila/bodoh-bodoh> bah ko neyh!"
"KONCO<geng> BETREP<belagak> jugk 2 anak.. mentang2
Gondrong<rambut keriting yg pnjg> rambutnya...."
hahaha...
inilah kesnimabungan TAWAU.. mcm2 ADA.....
bhasa ni byak tercampur baur dgan bhasa etnik Bajau, Bugis, dn byak lagi kaum..
enjoy it...